Home Entertainment Releases – May 28, 2012

Every week I stumble into HMV, surprised that a certain movie has either arrived on DVD and Blu-ray so fast or, conversely, taken quite so long to land on home entertainment. This week is no different, with a scattering of new releases that have taken anything from five months to three short days to arrive in stores.

If your experience of Michel Hazanavicius’ The Artist (2011, Entertainment, PG) was marred by a limited release, noisy audience or confused Liverpudlians, this is the perfect opportunity to experience the film again in the comfort of your own home. A silent, black and white French drama, The Artist was never particularly reliant on Dolby surround sound or giant screens in order to make its mark on audiences, the film more than standing up on the small screen.

By all reckoning, Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011, Fox Searchlight, 15) is one of the most remarkable films to be released this year (or last, depending on where you live). With its power-house central performance from the never less than extraordinary Elizabeth Olsen (third time’s the charm, eh mum and dad?) and controversial subject matter, Martha Marcy May Marlene charts one young woman’s escape from a vindictive cult to truly gut-wrenching effect.

Like Crazy (2011, Paramount, 12) co-stars Felicity Jones and Anton Yelchin as two young lovers forced to separate as a result of U.S. immigration laws. Boasting naturalistic performances and improvisation-heavy dialogue, Drake Doremus tries to tell a timeless story of romance that doesn’t fall back on pratfalls, dick-jokes or Katherine Heigl. Needless to say they succeed beautifully.

With Avengers Assemble currently tearing up at the box office, it’s easy to forget that it was not our first taste of superheroics this year. The Max Landis-scripted, Josh Trank-directed Chronicle (2012, 20th Century Fox, 15) pipped Joss Whedon’s superteam (as well as Spider-man and Batman) to cinemas in February when it opened to feverish fanfare. Combining the found-footage format with a deliriously stripped-down origin story, Trank’s film set the bar very high indeed.

A sequel to 2008′s Journey to the Centre of the Earth, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012, Warner Bros., PG) sees Josh Hutcherson’s young hero paired up with Dwayne Johnson on another Vernian adventure. As with last year’s Fast Five, Journey 2 benefits from The Rock’s presence, but still struggles to make an impression as a result of the lacklustre story and uninspiring supporting cast.

If you were anywhere near the Internet on Wednesday 23rd May, you no doubt heard of the one day theatrical run planned for Timo Vuorensola’s Iron Sky (2012, Revolver Entertainment, 15). While its unexpected success has lead many cinema chains to prolong its release, the film also lands on DVD this week, giving audiences a choice of venue. With its semi-satirical story of space Nazis invading a future Earth, Iron Sky is an absolutely deranged delight.

Next week: Goon, Coriolanus, W.E., Red Dog, A Monster in Paris, Juan of the Dead, Babycall

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

When a pair of pre-pubescent pen-pals flee their Khaki Scout cohorts and maladjusted family respectively, Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman) and Suzy Bishop (Kara Hayward) head for a distant cove of New Penzance so that they can begin a life together. Their absence does not go unnoticed, however, and soon they have the rest of the island on their tail. As Scout Master Randy Ward (Edward Norton) rallies his troop and Walt (Bill Murray) and Laura Bishop (Frances McDormand) recruit the services of Captain Sharp (Bruce Willis), Sam and Suzy find their future together under threat by an inappreciative adult world. Read more of this post

The Dictator (2012)

Forced to give a presentation to the United Nations, after having been threatened with invasion after announcing his scientists are mere months away from enriching uranium, Wadiya’s Admiral General Hafez Aladeen (Sasha Baron Cohen) arrives in New York City to the protests of the American people. When he is betrayed by a scheming relative (Sir Ben Kingsley), robbed of his beard and replaced with a slack-jawed doppelgänger (Cohen again), Aladeen is taken in by a feminist vegetarian greengrocer (Anna Faris) under a fictitious identity. Aladeen has only days to unmask the impersonator before he signs a document democratising Wadiya. Read more of this post

Iron Sky (2012)

It’s 2018, and the President of the United States (Stephanie Paul) has sent a black man to the moon as publicity for the upcoming election. Once there, James Washington (Christopher Kirby) is captured by Nazis that have been hiding out on the dark side of the moon since the end of World War II. With plans to reclaim Earth using their doomsday device, the dreaded Götterdämmerung, Commander Klaus Adler (Götz Otto) and school teacher Renate Richter (Julia Dietze) go in search of more “telephone computers” like Washington’s in order to power the machine. The President, delighted that she might start a war in her first term of office, tasks Vivian Wagner (Peta Sergeant) with securing victory against “the only enemies we’ve ever beaten”. Read more of this post

FILM NEWS: Mendes shows off Skyfall while Craig shows off his issues

While this blog’s dealings with 007 are usually limited to last minute, end-of-month contributions to Incredible Suit‘s franchise-spanning BlogalongaBond, I could’t help taking to the keyboard with news that the first teaser for twenty-third instalment Skyfall is now online.

The film, which already looks infinitely better than 2008′s unintelligible Quantum of Solace, sees aspersions cast on James Bond’s (Daniel Craig) loyalty to M (Dame Judi Dench) when secrets from her past come to light. The footage itself can be seen below:

Taking in Turkey (the setting of the film’s pre-titles sequence), Japan, the highlands of Scotland and MI6′s headquarters in London, Sam Mendes’ Skyfall also stars Ralph Fiennes as Mallory, Naomie Harris as Moneypenny Eve and Javier Bardem as the film’s primary antagonist, “more than a villain” Raoul Silva.

Anyway, you didn’t bring your eyes all the way here for words; no, you’re here to watch the back of Bond and M’s heads as they stare at a hill. All yours!

I suppose this means that the end is sight. With 16 Bond films down and only the Brosnan and Craig eras to go, it really doesn’t feel as though we have long to wait at all. In the meantime, however, you can expect my Golden Eye review in the next few days.

Skyfall is scheduled for release on 26 October, 2012.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation (2012)

On the run from the law with a dead clown, a knackered car and a few million dollars of someone else’s money, The Gringo (Mel Gibson) crashes through the Mexican boarder and into the hands of a couple of corrupt cops. His money (previously the property of Peter Stormare’s formidable Frank) confiscated, The Gringo finds himself incarcerated in ”El Pueblito”, an experimental Mexican prison that lets the inmates carry guns, use drugs and live with their families. His own concerns are put on hold, however, when he befriends a 10 year-old boy (Kevin Hernandez) and develops feelings for the waif’s mother (Dolores Heredia), both of whom are at the mercy of the prison’s self-appointed kingpin (Daniel Gimenez Cacho) who is planning on using the kid’s liver when his eventually succumbs. Read more of this post

The Raid (Serbuan maut, 2012)

Ignoring the protests of his pregnant wife, Rama (Iko Uwais) rises at the break of dawn to carry out his prayers and complete his morning routine. With a promise to his stoic father that he will “bring him home”, Rama joins the rest of his team of elite cops in anticipation of a no-holds-barred assault on a formidable fortress housing a druglord (Ray Sahetapy) and his own personal militia. With the element of surprise proving short-lived, the force – lead by Sergeant Jaka (Joe Taslim) – find themselves in the unenviable situation of having to break themselves out again, providing they can first get past right hand men Andi (Donny Alamsyah) and the aptly named Mad Dog (Yayan Ruhian).

Have you ever been so caught up in a single set-piece that you wished it could have lasted the whole film? Indonesia-based Welshman Gareth Evans sure has, with his new film, The Raid, prompting such critical hyperbole as “You have never seen anything this awesome” and “The best action movie in decades!” Combining Battle Royale‘s Gladiatorial disregard for human life with Ong Bak‘s penchant for spectacular stunt work, Evans appears to have created the ultimate action movie, one that bypasses the usual exposition and characterisation, and goes straight for the nearest weapon instead.

Despite the obvious hype propagated by a studio trying desperately to draw in subtitle-wary crowds with every five star review they can get their hands on, it’s difficult to argue with much of what’s been said, quoted and plastered onto the nation’s buses for all to see. The Raid truly is impressive, Evans somehow managing to propel his (admittedly minimal) narrative with sheer brute force alone. The film is paced to perfection, the unending violence carefully structured so that it just about avoids repeating itself, the little-known Silat brand of martial arts dazzling in its power and precision.

But is showmanship enough? For the first hour or so the answer seems to be yes, as blood starts to flow and fists proceed to fly. There’s only so long that such momentum can be maintained, however (with even The Avengers struggling to hold support its prolonged final fight), before exhaustion sets in. Detached, desensitised and disorientated, it is difficult to remain engaged as what’s left of our outnumbered SWAT team regroup for yet another twenty-minute assault – particularly when there is such a dearth of personality, rendering both heroes and villains a homogeneous blur of torn fatigues and stained vests.

We are rooting for Iko Uwais Rama because he’s cool, his skills impressive, rather than as a direct result of any astute characterisation. At times it’s almost like watching a video game, only one in which you are not in direct control. What starts out as a fun exercise in button mashing eventually starts haemorrhaging interest as you become aware of just how little is at stake. In the event that Rama or any of his colleagues should die, it would be more a mild inconvenience than a loss of any real consequence. It doesn’t help that the antagonist is so unforgivably weak, a villain for villainy’s sake with little or no connection to our equally impersonal protagonist.

The Raid, then, is a genuinely spectacular showcase of Silat martial arts, Uwais’ superlative stunt work making Tony Jaa look like Jigglypuff. Ultimately, however, while Evans does his best to pad out what could really have been just a single set-piece, it’s hard to ignore the feeling that you’re missing out on half of a movie. That said, one thing’s for sure: The Expendables are now a man short.

FILM NEWS: Summer of Cinema tease the months and movies to come

While the marked improvement in weather and later nights might indeed be some indication, nothing heralds the onset of summer with quite as much occasion as Summer of Cinema’s annual trailer for coming attractions.

True, there are a number of highlights (and, unfortunately, lowlights) that have already been and gone, the likes of The Lucky One, Dark Shadows and Marvel Avengers Assemble still making waves (and humping pies) in cinemas around the country, but for the most part the assorted footage sets out the road ahead for some of the most anticipated movies of the season. And, I suppose, The Dark Knight Rises, too.

With teasers for 51 films condensed into just one super-trailer, Summer of Cinema have effectively planned the next few month’s viewing with glimpses at Men in Black 3, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, The Amazing Spider-man, Brave, The Bourne Legacy and film to beat Prometheus, to name but a few. As for the trailer itself:

So what are you most looking forward to? As long as it’s not Top Cat – The Movie, feel free to leave your picks in the comments section below.

Dark Shadows (2012)

Robbed of his beloved Josette (Bella Heathcote) and cursed to be a vampire by spurned maid Angelique (Eva Green), Barabas Collins (Johnny Depp) is wrapped in chains and buried in the ground for all eternity. Or that’s the plan, anyway. Accidentally dug up in 1972 by a group of construction workers, Barnabas quickly sates his thirst for blood and returns to his beloved Collinwood, only to find the Manor in ruin and his dysfunctional descendent in debt. Tasked by matriarch Elizabeth (Michelle Pfeiffer) with resurrecting the family fishing business, and despite his strange feelings for the Collins’ new governess Victoria (Bella Heathcote), Barnabas soon finds himself at the mercy of witch-turned-competitor Angelique’s Angel Bay Fishery. Read more of this post

The Lucky One (2012)

After his third tour at some war or other and a few explosion that kindly left his face alone, U.S. Marine Logan Thibault (Zac Efron) finds himself struggling to return to normality. Having found a picture in the rubble during his deployment, his curiosity inadvertently saving him from near certain death, Logan decides to walk from Colorado to Louisiana where he has tracked the lighthouse from the picture on Google. Once there, he takes a job at an animal shelter with Beth (Taylor Schilling), the woman from the picture, a comical number of misunderstandings preventing the truth from instantly uniting them in love. Or something. Read more of this post

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